Now, my mother says that all the gypsies she saw roaming around Appalachia as a kid seemed to have plenty of children already and that she couldn't imagine any of them wanting to buy another mouth to feed. But I'm sure I could find one or two who might be willing.Today I told my children … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #136: Sell your children to the gypsies
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Best Mom Tip #133: DIY no matter what
Jay and I are going to star in our own reality TV show. It is called "F#@%' Home Improvement?" The question mark is what really sets it apart from other shows with similar content. It will involve us beginning projects on a whim without a budget, plan of attack, or any assessment of what we … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #133: DIY no matter what