We recently went on vacation and it was fun. Then we came home and I had to do laundry and that was not fun. As I pulled the first load out of the dryer, I found a bumble bee. A very dead, crispy bumble bee. It was all black and crunchy, but still fully in … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #152: Check the dryer for bees
You know how you're supposed to leave questions blank on the SAT if you don't know the answer? Yeah, I couldn't do that. I filled in a bubble on every line no matter what.It drives me nuts when Jay leaves open the kitchen cabinets because there is now a gaping hole.In my music appreciation class … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #147: Read this in New Hampshire
Have you ever seen The Office? Of course you have. You don't live under a rock, for heaven's sake. Then you've also seen Michael Scott say, "that's what she said." It's an adolescent sexual innuendo joke that Jay and I use. A lot. I mean a lot, a lot. Here are some examples:Me: (talking about … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #139: Repeat what SHE said
You know how you're NEVER done washing clothes? I run 7 loads of laundry every Thursday and another 7 when I wash all the bedding. I also have to do touch-up runs during the week when Little Princess needs a particular dress or when my baby has barfed on most of his clothes in one … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #125: Naked laundry. Yep, naked.