I have been grumpy and distracted for the last few weeks. Therefore, I will now complain about random things.First of all, I think that October's Breast Cancer Awareness has gone too far. Not everything in pink needs to remind us of boobs. There's a plumber with a pink van near my house and every time … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #163: Give in to a rant now and then
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Best Mom Tip #161: Give up bodily functions
I cannot go to the bathroom in peace. I feel that this is going to cause some sort of serious digestive problem for me in the future. I try to time it so that I only go when Harry is asleep and the other two are at school, but Griffin only goes to school 3 … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #161: Give up bodily functions
Best Mom Tip #139: Repeat what SHE said
Have you ever seen The Office? Of course you have. You don't live under a rock, for heaven's sake. Then you've also seen Michael Scott say, "that's what she said." It's an adolescent sexual innuendo joke that Jay and I use. A lot. I mean a lot, a lot. Here are some examples:Me: (talking about … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #139: Repeat what SHE said
Best Mom Tip #121: Look at the world around you
Last week while I was driving with my two year old we had the following conversation:Griffin: My see cwouds. Yots uh cwouds. (I see clouds. Lots of clouds.)Me: You see clouds? They're pretty aren't they?Griffin: My wan' tuss dem. (I want to touch them).Me: You can't touch them, they're too high.Griffin: My can' weech. Weeeeeeeeeech. … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #121: Look at the world around you
Best Mom Tip #119: Moisturize your feet
Please enjoy an excerpt from my new romance novel, The Throbbing Heart....I lay in the center of the big bed enjoying the cocoon-like feel of the plush bedding. Jay entered the room and began shedding his clothing as he walked to the bed. He slid under the covers, curving around my back and wrapping his … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #119: Moisturize your feet