Today I got stung in the ass by a wasp at a two-year-old birthday party. I tried to think of a clever intro to work my way up to that statement, but sometimes, you just gotta start with the punchline.The day started out pretty well-I woke up and read to the kids, we went to … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #172: CYA. Literally.
I said "dammit" in front of my 6-year-old this morning. In my defense, this is what led up to it:12:30am--Griffin had a terrible coughing fit and demanded milk to drink. We told him that he could have water or juice but milk wouldn't really help the cough. He loudly disagreed.1:05am--Let Griffin convince us that he … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #126: Practice your curse words
I bought a minivan. I have sworn for as long as I've been aware of minivans that I would never drive one.My mom had one of the first versions of the minivan in the early '90s and I had to drive it to work at Ruby Tuesday on occasion. One fine summer evening I was … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #75: Eat your words