I am not good at asking for help. I don't like to admit I can't do anything, I don't generally like the way other people do things I want them to do, and I don't want to have to help other people do anything in response to their helping me. I am obviously kind of … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #174: Ask for help
Category: diapers
Best Mom Tip #159: Use A&D Original Ointment
I spend a lot of my time dealing with other people's behinds. I mean a LOT of time. Most moms do so because of the following reasons:1. Children poop on themselves, at least for the first couple of years.2. While potty training, they fail to wipe themselves well enough and get itchy behinds. 3. They … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #159: Use A&D Original Ointment
Best Mom Tip #140: Cover everything in Lysol
You know what's disgusting? Children. You know what's disgusting by association? My entire life.I just scrubbed pee off of the bathroom wall. How my 2-year-old managed to get it higher than the height of his head is quite impressive and I'm sure that gift will win him bets in his teen years. But I don't … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #140: Cover everything in Lysol
I am pretending I like class parties
I just bought a can of frosting. I was assigned frosting for my daughter's school holiday party. Every household is expected to help with one party a year and I dutifully signed up for this one because I thought it seemed like the time of the year that I would feel most festive. My sole … Continue reading I am pretending I like class parties