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Best Mom Tip #174: Ask for help

November 27, 20121 Comment

I am not good at asking for help.  I don't like to admit I can't do anything, I don't generally like the way other people do things I want them to do, and I don't want to have to help other people do anything in response to their helping me.  I am obviously kind of … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #174: Ask for help

Best Mom Tip #159: Use A&D Original Ointment

September 8, 2011Leave a comment

I spend a lot of my time dealing with other people's behinds. I mean a LOT of time. Most moms do so because of the following reasons:1. Children poop on themselves, at least for the first couple of years.2. While potty training, they fail to wipe themselves well enough and get itchy behinds. 3. They … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #159: Use A&D Original Ointment

Best Mom Tip #140: Cover everything in Lysol

June 12, 20111 Comment

You know what's disgusting? Children. You know what's disgusting by association? My entire life.I just scrubbed pee off of the bathroom wall. How my 2-year-old managed to get it higher than the height of his head is quite impressive and I'm sure that gift will win him bets in his teen years. But I don't … Continue reading Best Mom Tip #140: Cover everything in Lysol

I am pretending I like class parties

December 19, 2008March 31, 2017Leave a comment

I just bought a can of frosting. I was assigned frosting for my daughter's school holiday party. Every household is expected to help with one party a year and I dutifully signed up for this one because I thought it seemed like the time of the year that I would feel most festive. My sole … Continue reading I am pretending I like class parties

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